The thing they never tell you!

I can't complain my pregnancy has been relatively easy compared to many I hear. My main complaint would have to be smells that bring nausea and I have to wear different clothes but what did I expect right. After becoming pregnant though all my coworkers and other women friends just let loose on the gory details like I had joined some secret members only club. I feel it my duty to educate all women who are thinking about one day becoming pregnant. Things like your ab muscles separate and sometimes take months to come back together and sometimes not in the right place, freaky!!! You pee your pants, so far I haven't noticed or experienced these but wow! Next up the Dr has to stick there hand/vacuum up places after birth sheez, what did they do before Dyson?! You can't get out of bed because it's physically impossible at certain points and if you some how manage to you might throw up because of the pressure on your tummy. Your memory becomes shot permanently and then your baby gets teeth and bites you! Clearly I need to go to bed but there is more I just can't remember it all, see loosing the memory, maybe that's why women forget to tell you. It has given me greater appreciation for my mom though, she must have really wanted me to go through this 5 times me being the 4th and to think I was once in her tummy and made her vomit oh that just makes my heart warm because for some strange or not so strange reason I too feel that it will all be worth it!