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Saturday, January 8, 2011
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Pet Peeves
I really am in an extremely blissful mood but I just wanted to share three pet peeves of mine. Yes three, and if you do one of these or even all three, well I'm not sorry, maybe you'll learn not to do them.
Pet Peeve #1- Icy sidewalks, parking lots etc, tonight my car slid in a parking lot and almost hit a bunch of parked cars luckily there was a dry patch and no peds in the way. However upon traversing back to my car I wiped out, my knee had such agonizing pain I cried, it's all better now though, but I'm going to go buy some claws for my shoes now!
Pet Peeve #2- Babies with bigger bows/flowers than their heads. Big bows and flowers are cute, I'll even venture to say a really big one is cute, but please don't send me a picture of a flower, I want to see your newest addition not some cheap felt or fake flower, if it pleases you adjust the flower so that it's not blocking babies entire head off in photos so that my thought isn't "wow, great gaudy flower, but oh what a feminine little girl with a flower on her head" I hope you think your kid is better looking than a fake flower headband! If you are looking at your family pictures and realizing it's you, it's OK, just don't do it again! Your child will be grateful and so will I!
Pet Peeve #3- Visible Cleavage/Boobs- Put those away!!! The only one who wants to see them is lonely men, and you don't want a lonely man, they are creepy!!! Sure you can be proud of your girls but putting them up to your chin just makes you look fat, and wearing really low cut clothes makes you look like that's all your good for, you tatas.
Enough said for tonight, I'm glad I got all that out, hopefully you find this humorous and not offensive.
Pet Peeve #1- Icy sidewalks, parking lots etc, tonight my car slid in a parking lot and almost hit a bunch of parked cars luckily there was a dry patch and no peds in the way. However upon traversing back to my car I wiped out, my knee had such agonizing pain I cried, it's all better now though, but I'm going to go buy some claws for my shoes now!
Pet Peeve #2- Babies with bigger bows/flowers than their heads. Big bows and flowers are cute, I'll even venture to say a really big one is cute, but please don't send me a picture of a flower, I want to see your newest addition not some cheap felt or fake flower, if it pleases you adjust the flower so that it's not blocking babies entire head off in photos so that my thought isn't "wow, great gaudy flower, but oh what a feminine little girl with a flower on her head" I hope you think your kid is better looking than a fake flower headband! If you are looking at your family pictures and realizing it's you, it's OK, just don't do it again! Your child will be grateful and so will I!
Pet Peeve #3- Visible Cleavage/Boobs- Put those away!!! The only one who wants to see them is lonely men, and you don't want a lonely man, they are creepy!!! Sure you can be proud of your girls but putting them up to your chin just makes you look fat, and wearing really low cut clothes makes you look like that's all your good for, you tatas.
Enough said for tonight, I'm glad I got all that out, hopefully you find this humorous and not offensive.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Temple Square
This Christmas season I was able to visit my old stomping grounds four times, I just can't get
Gag reflux won!
I feel like I can officially join the pregnant woman club, Sunday night our landlord made some kind of Thai something or other which smelled actually pretty good, I went to bed and when I awoke the spicy oniony smell filled my nostrils as the central heater turned on and the gag reflux finally won! It felt great and since then my nausea has gone down big time although now when a smell gets me the reflex is fresh and ready to do it's job. I've even cooked for TJ a couple nights in a row.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Food is good, gag!
Many people say that when you are pregnant one day you wake up and you are not nauseated anymore. I'm still waiting for that day to come. I sometimes wonder will I ever feel the same? The words I keep telling myself are food is good, food is good, you like food. But the bitter horrible truth is that every food smell makes me gag a little till I'm starving but the aftermath of eating is equally awful in it's own way. My sister was sick her whole pregnancy my mom just the middle, so far I'm in the 2nd trimester and wishing I could just sleep till it went away. The newest thing today is dizziness just before I was supposed to teach the young women at church I kept feeling like I had just spun myself around and laid down on the floor, luckily someone gave me 2 Starbursts and I managed through it all, anyway sorry about all my ranting but I just had to type my thoughts it an attempt that typing might convince myself, food is good, food is good, gag!
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Give Thanks!
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